What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.
by Skeeter2312 May 17, 2011

by tjamnz April 4, 2024

by TheRealpoopiscoopi February 11, 2020

by GreasyCock November 2, 2015

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.
by MrMarijaweiner December 1, 2017

In modern culture when a pretend DJ with no real DJ skills names himself he’s usually referred to a dirty skeet.
Aka a “skeeta scratcher”
Noun: skeet, plural noun: skeet’s or skeeta’s
Don’t be such a “skeeta scratcher”
Your such a “skeet Dj”
Definition:
A dodgy self named Dj, with a nickname given to him-self.
Used in sentance:
Don’t worry people it’s just Martin what a waste of talent !! when he was called Martin the Wickford dj he used to be excellent DJ. Everyone loved him but since he called himself DJ skeet he’s now just the local skeet…what a waste. !!
Aka a “skeeta scratcher”
Noun: skeet, plural noun: skeet’s or skeeta’s
Don’t be such a “skeeta scratcher”
Your such a “skeet Dj”
Definition:
A dodgy self named Dj, with a nickname given to him-self.
Used in sentance:
Don’t worry people it’s just Martin what a waste of talent !! when he was called Martin the Wickford dj he used to be excellent DJ. Everyone loved him but since he called himself DJ skeet he’s now just the local skeet…what a waste. !!
by Dj rebellion April 10, 2023

by Theunknownhbm September 12, 2020
