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Phelps Skeet

Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across
What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.
by Skeeter2312 May 17, 2011
mugGet the Phelps Skeetmug.

Skeet

Hurry, pass me the bug spray.I'm getting hit up by all these nasty skeets !
by tjamnz April 4, 2024
mugGet the Skeetmug.

skeet

To get out of a place in a hurry.
Boys we should skeet out of this place now.
by TheRealpoopiscoopi February 11, 2020
mugGet the skeetmug.

brown skeet

When you cum in ones anus and it leaks out, resulting in "brown skeet."
"Babe, did you just jizz up my ass?"

"Yes, can't you see the brown skeet?"
by GreasyCock November 2, 2015
mugGet the brown skeetmug.

canadian skeet shooting

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.
I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.
by MrMarijaweiner December 1, 2017
mugGet the canadian skeet shootingmug.

Skeet/skeeta

In modern culture when a pretend DJ with no real DJ skills names himself he’s usually referred to a dirty skeet.

Aka a “skeeta scratcher”

Noun: skeet, plural noun: skeet’s or skeeta’s

Don’t be such a “skeeta scratcher”
Your such a “skeet Dj”

Definition:
A dodgy self named Dj, with a nickname given to him-self.

Used in sentance:

Don’t worry people it’s just Martin what a waste of talent !! when he was called Martin the Wickford dj he used to be excellent DJ. Everyone loved him but since he called himself DJ skeet he’s now just the local skeet…what a waste. !!
Martin is a skeet/skeeta dj. Skeet means a dodgy self named DJ
by Dj rebellion April 10, 2023
mugGet the Skeet/skeetamug.

beyound skeeted

when you're higher than yeet that yeeted so it has to be a skeet that skeeted.
Tom said "I'm beyound skeeted!" , as he took a long hit off the joint
by Theunknownhbm September 12, 2020
mugGet the beyound skeetedmug.

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