The act of being high on k (ktarded) and trying to find something in your pockets or on your person, but not being able to, so you keep searching over and over again thus doing a shuffle. Typically said person will have the blank stare associated with k while they do so.
Is buddy ok, hes been fidgeting a lot?
Ah hes fine hes just lost his keys so hes doing the ktard shuffle.
Ah hes fine hes just lost his keys so hes doing the ktard shuffle.
by Hashleysweet October 31, 2020

by LePatsch June 5, 2020

A dance made by the Urban Legend known as, "Bahaatoeima" a shuffle, created to the slaves of bahaatoeima asking and begging for food or to be released for sunlight.
by Minecraftcreeper4928 December 24, 2023

by UncleNasty May 21, 2008

When you place an order at the Sonic drive in, and race to jack off before your food is delivered to your car.
Tyler- "Yea bro last night was fuckin wild, I did the Sonic Shuffle before going to Wal-Mart sitting there for 6 fuckin hours"
by Dirty_toothbrush June 15, 2018

by someguy2117 April 20, 2016

by YogiBear July 25, 2012
