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Bahaatoeima Shuffle

A dance made by the Urban Legend known as, "Bahaatoeima" a shuffle, created to the slaves of bahaatoeima asking and begging for food or to be released for sunlight.
"Oh bahaatoeima please! i will do the shuffle just for you!"
-does the bahaatoeima shuffle-
by Minecraftcreeper4928 December 24, 2023
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Chicago sausage shuffle

When you jerk off 2 people while also taking it in every hole including eye and ear hole
Jack wanted to do a Chicago sausage shuffle but I said no
by Ecrotex March 14, 2021
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Tilbrook Shuffle

When your work day is not over, but you are finished for the day. Having to shuffle items around your desk, or your feet to travel to a different department just to waste some time.
Its 4:34pm and im done, im doing the tilbrook shuffle *re organise this stack of paper, this pen and this ruler. Oh and maybe visit finance*
by Keowaz October 2, 2020
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Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.
My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!
by pacmanboy March 11, 2020
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Knuckle Shuffling

Jeremy when to his room, i think he is knuckle shuffling
by GORBACHELLI January 18, 2017
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Sleeping bag shuffle

A term used to describe getting changed in your sleeping bag on a camping trip or sleepover. The term is derived from the shuffling and rolling motions someone makes while doing the sleeping bag shuffle.
Person 1: where can I get changed?

Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.
by Semicolon618 June 26, 2023
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Fulham Shuffle

The art of luring a prospective partner to bed, often with over-dramatic implications of an epoch-defining sexual encounter, before abruptly changing course and either 'shuffling' out of the situation or using it as leverage to make previously unclarified demands.

So called because of its avid use amoung the people of Fulham.

Popular additions include pretending to pass out (If in doubt!), claiming apparnet surprise at your partners intentions or making exagerated claims about your own morality. e.g. Not before i'm married!

Added points are available for 'shuffles' acheved later into a given encounter and for gaslighting the individual into believing that expectations of sex where delusionally created by them.
Chin 1: I saw you leave with Tanya last night. Any action?
Chin 2: Nah bro, she fulham shuffled me. Hard!
Chin 1: How so?
Chin 2: I wasnt that interested tbh but she spent all night talking about how she gives the best blowjobs and she couldnt wait to show me.

Eventually we got to mine, we kissed a little and half naked on her knees looking up at me with my cock in her hand she goes. 'What!, you think we are hooking up! I'm not that kind of girl. Arrh, men are such pigs!' and storms out.

Chin 1: Damn bro, you got shuggled hard!
Chin 2: Thats not even the worst of it. She's been messaging me all day asking when I'm taking her on a date!
Chin 1: Ha ha ha! You have to stop dating Fulham girls, they crazy!
Chin 2: Preach!
by Curious Beast August 31, 2023
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