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Wank relationship

When you spend more time wanking than actually having sex with your partner.
Joe's in a wank relationship. Man I have more sex than he does and I'm single.
by Redgirlgo May 31, 2016
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Pedogaycycle relationship

A relationship between a little gay boy and a gay old man who bonds through cycling
Also called Ravnhøylpuling
Call the police! My son has a pedogaycycle relationship with Jan Inge!
by GOODGUY SMOOTH November 14, 2018
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relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.
bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret
by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014
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Perfect relationship

Anytime two people can be together infinitely and never get bored or angry and constantly want to see each other. This is the best feeling in the world. If you have it. Never ruin it.
Wow! Cody and Mackenzie have the most perfect relationship ever.
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Sex > Relationship = Psychopath

THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS, JORDAN! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PSYCHOPATHY!
Hym "That's the whole thing. You're entirely projecting your relationship with your daighter onto society AND ME... And you're using that to justify doing whatever you want to me. 'If Sex > Relationship = Psychopath. Psychopath bad. Must stop Psychopath from fucking my daughter- I mean, destroying society! (And it's already too late for that anyway)' or ✌️✊️✌️Short-term gratification✌️✊️✌️ instead of relationship. That's your entire reasoning behind this. It doesn't have anything to do with trying to get unearned status. This is probably the worse way to go about doing that. Even if it was, you're a literal fucking charlatan, Jordan, you are the single worst person to be talking about trying to use something that doesn't belong to you to elevate your fucking status in society. You don't want me to have any status so long as I'm unwilling to give up my butthole to you. I don't care about what your molested retard patients did in response to their shit childhoods. The suffering scapegoat doesn't work on me. And now you want to control how men interact with women but NOT ALONG THE LINES OF MOLESTING A RETARD AT WORK... You're entire propositional ethic has exceptions for people you like and you're willing to use force on the people you don't like. And in this instance it's 'nebulous definition psychopaths.' You're a literal classist wannabe aristocrat charlatan. I was right to do this, Jordan. This was correct."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
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Relationship

A relationship can be with you, family members and friends. But for this it’s going to be relationship wise.

A relationship is when you get with someone and show love and affection towards them. Some relationships move fast and have a bright burning fire that gets put out too quickly.

A slow moving relationship will slowly move into something big.

A manipulative relationship is when one or both of the individuals do things to make the other person do something. The ways people manipulate is by guilt, self injury and ect. People sometimes do this for sex and things. Most people that are new to relationships use guilt without knowing and ruin their relationship the other person.

Now toxic relationships. This is a relationship where one of two of the individuals don’t trust each other with other people. They’re constantly nagging to check the other persons phone or follow their s/o. They get mad at the other person for being with a guy that’s their friend. Sometimes it can get bad and the guy or girl will distance themselves from friends because their so blinded by love

If you’re in a relationship rn, please be wise with your decisions and know when to agree and disagree. Don’t let someone control you and tell you what to do. Don’t let someone use guilt to manipulate you. If you’re in a relationship right now, cherish your moment with that person and make memories and not enemies.
Person 1: Have you seen Jennifer?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Because I saw her crying the other day as Jordan dragged her to his car and drove off.
Person 2: I think she might be in a toxic relationship
by Boyboii July 18, 2019
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