SYSTOLE PREP KIT

SELF-CACA KIT to prep for EXHAUSTIVE MANDATORY SHIT EATING.

The scariest COLOSSAL ASSHOLE in the world.

THE CORPORATE..GOVERNMENT loyalty machine
Simple to say a TARP, A FUR BLANKET to give off HEAT , PLENTY OF WATER, (SHOULD BE PEDIALYTE) , BABY WIPES, INFANT SPOONS, SHIT BOWLS for EATING , PISS BOTTLES , SHIT CONTAINERS for SHITTING IN to serve the SHIT, and plenty of room for NAKED EXPRESSION will be the SYSTOLE PREP KIT tonight at the GOOGLEPLEX.

Did you know you are the SYSTOLE PREP KIT BUTT there is one problem if you don't , THEY WILL and it is not imaginary as PUNISHMENT is non forgiving.

Look this is the only way to CRUSH APPLE ad use the SYSTOLE PREP KIT on them as the amount of INSIGHT is unlimited.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021
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spit prep

When you fuck a girl from behind and spit directly into her ass, for lubrication to perform a "Burrow jump".
Guy - bend over baby

Girl - okay

*PTEW*

Girl - Did you just...spit prep me?

Guy - yes i did 3:D
by mr_jim February 07, 2010
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tampa prep

A place where smart men dance and learn about big pissers
wanna go to tampa prep, gotta have 4.2 gpa
by tampa prep October 28, 2019
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Hmong College Prep Academy

A school where all the drama happens. Its a gangbanger school, where they think they can bang around, even on the lockers. Thats why they are gay. Girls over there makes drama, like they are the queen in that school, they are the wannabe drama queens. Relationships in that school sucks ass so much. Idfk why guys over there, thinks so low too. People over there, they need help in general. That school is overall stupid asf.
Friend one: “Have you ever heard about Hmong College prep Academy?”
Friend two: Yes, thats a gangbanger school
by BBG_Official.026 November 20, 2023
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Shit prep

Shit prep: is the meaning where you need a shit really bad because if you don't you will have PTSD and anxiety of shitting in night clubs because most toilets are not toilets it's walls we piss on
GUY1: Man needs a shit ya know...

GUY2: you should of SHIT PREP before we went out ya wasteman
by KyShite March 11, 2023
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scottsdale prep

a shitty no good school in rich fag scottsdale who tortures their kids who are retarded and think their the shit but still drink milk from their mommies titties
kid 1 : I go to scottsdale prep

kid 2 : ewww get the fuck away from me faggot
by scottsdale definition boy October 30, 2021
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prep loss

“I always make extra bacon to adjust for prep loss”.
by Merchnhop February 26, 2021
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