wet police

Hispanic mom explaining a lifeguard

H.M: Do you know the wet police

Y/n: you mean lifeguard

by &-6.0} September 8, 2023

League Police

When a police agent confronts a man chasing girls in public because he is way out of their league.

- Man I found a couple of cute girls walking in the street the other day so I followed them and just when I was about to ask for their numbers a league policeman busted me!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!

by BeepBop472842 September 21, 2023

Kindness Police

People who come after you for what they perceive as rude behavior while posting hollow affirmations on social media about being kind to everyone, yet don’t understand the irony of attacking your character for simply stating facts.

Jezebeth: I think Terry Mattdickery is a great man and that’s why I’m voting for him to be president.

Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.

Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!

by GinaDoesn’tKnow October 16, 2023

Arrow Police

A judgmental person who ridicules persons who have violated the direction or flow of the arrows on the floor systems in stores during the COVID 19 pandemic.

This arrow police old lady is accused me of going the wrong way down an isle at my grocery store

by anonymous January 25, 2024

celebration police

Football "fans" who would say something like ("celebrating like they won ucl" , "it's only X club") when a team wins a game.

Everton fan : WE SURVIVED RELEGATION BY 1 POINT ON THE FINAL MATCHDAY YAYYYYYY
Celebration police : warra ucl for everton , celebrating like you won ucl

by manimnot February 6, 2024

online police

Fabrizio Romano’s secret weapon

Fabrizio - “I suggest you remove that post, it’s already been reported to the online police… big hug”

by TMDNS February 24, 2024

American police man

Mostly a racist ass white cop that is in America and likes to pull his strap when a nigga has done nothing. (AKA the guy who killed George Floyd)

Devante: Who is that Mike?
Mike: Nigga shut the fuck up its a American police man he is gonna spread our cheeks is he sees us.

by your_blackie9 February 28, 2024