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Piss Patch

The wet spot in the crotch area of a guy's pants when he rushes the process of urination, tucking it back in before fully drained. The resulting after-dribble causes a tell tale wet spot, or Piss Patch.
Dave came out of the bathroom at the party with a Piss Patch on the front of his pants, resulting in the creation of his new nickname, "Piss Patch Boy".
by Timmer Tim Tim January 22, 2014
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Piss dribbling

When at the the end of pre drinks, you pour all of the can dregs you can find into a pint glass and neck it before the taxi arrives.
You piss dribbling tonight?

Yeah it wouldn’t be the same without cheeky piss dribble.
by Dirty mike and the boys September 1, 2018
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alleyway pissing

Verb: A term describing an incredibly drunk state in which one person thinks he or she is pissing in an alleyway, but is really pissing in the middle of their hallway.
Nate: Hey man, are you pissing in the middle of the hallway?

Eric: No....maybe.

Nate: Dude, you're alleyway pissing! Badoosh!
by JohnHinkleH! February 27, 2010
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Piss boy

You’re a little piss boy aren’t you?
Such a little piss boy.
by reddiwhipypip October 2, 2021
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piss poo

to urinate and have a bowel movement at the same time
mainly for women whilst having a piss a log sneaks out the back door dam i took a piss poo
by ccfc1987 October 31, 2011
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a piece of piss

some thing that was as easy ass taking a piss
by skeo got loose June 1, 2019
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a-piss-ony

that great idea you have when out for a drink and standing at the urinal (or sitting depending on your sex)
Lads wait and you here this i just had an a-piss-ony .........
by nicky forsythe November 3, 2008
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