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peanut

when you pee and nut at the same time
bro, i just peanutted in your toilet
by Whischdidhci December 25, 2019
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Peanut butter and jealous

Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar
"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"
by Angel66666 May 22, 2022
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Peanut butter dick

A dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.
“Eww John has a peanut butter dick” “Joseph’s peanut butter dick is nasty”
by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019
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Dr. Peanut

It's a kind innocent sweet girl. she's too adorable and loveable. She is everyone's friend who texts them quickly once you text her. She also loves online shopping and dreams to be the official ambassador of the shop!!. Once you are friends with her, you will NEVER regret it. Trust me
Dr. Peanut Its nice to met you!!
by IMDC_Original March 2, 2022
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Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.
Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.
by BigFranky@hotmail.com February 20, 2023
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Peanut

A killer of around 2% of the population of out in the shell of a napalm bomb with an atomic bomb attached
Person 1: Hey did you know around 1.5%-3% of the population is allergic to nuts?
Person 2: This is what I’ve been waiting for... bring the peanut bomb
by PCMonster March 7, 2021
mugGet the Peanutmug.

peanut butter pretzel

The male partner must go for a workout and get his penis extremely sweaty and salty. The other partner will then put peanut butter in their bellybutton . The male partner will then dip his penis in the peanut butter and the other must lick it off. It will taste like a peanut butter pretzel
I had the most amazing peanut butter pretzel with your mom last night
by angry dragon master June 26, 2014
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