Padwock

The name of a retarded kid who can't spell padlock

Look at That Padwock over there!

by donald trump is real 922 March 23, 2017

paddy wacker

Penis, dick.

I used my paddy wacker to paddy wack her

by Annihilator August 19, 2018

Padmini

A female name related to Hinduism.

Sad thing is, social media like Twitter or Gmail won’t let us to use this name because it has “admin” in the middle.

She was trying to change her @twitter handle to her real name “Padmini” and she can't because "username cannot contain the word 'admin' "!!?!

by Rei31999 October 21, 2019

padips

A Tamil word depicting one who studies a bit too much. A padips will study more than what is required. He/She will go overboard in studying. A day cannot pass in the life of a Padips without studying. All a PADIPS thinks of is studying.

Jyotsna is such a PADIPS. All she ever does is studies.

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Operation Paddington

During sexual intercourse, the act of removing one's penis right before climax and ejaculating onto your partner's teddy bear.

"I shouldn't have left the teddy bear from my childhood on the bed when he came over... it will never be the same after he pulled an operation paddington on me last night!"

by dr.jlo October 20, 2008

man padding

When a man strategically sits between his friend and another guy or girl in the group that is found to be annoying, thus acting as social padding for his friend.

"Man, I can't stand John's girlfriend. Can I get some man padding from you so I don't have to sit next to the bitch?"

by clarendonnights April 8, 2009

Neuman Paddle

A vicious device that makes even the strongest nursing student tremble in fear. This paddle is given every semester to nursing students that involves grinding, tearing, mashing, and ripping the nursing students rectum. The paddle consists of many small serrated edged spikes with several larger spikes more towards the center. These spikes are poison tipped and will cause extreme inflammation and pain for several days to several weeks. In addition to these spikes, in the center of the paddle, there is a large dildo 18 inches long and 3 inches wide. This dildo spins out 90 degrees in a circular motion upon penetration when making contact with the inside of the rectum. The dildo also has box jellyfish tentacles on the head of the dildo that add to insult and injury. Prospecting nursing students may obtain severe psychological disturbances after receiving a neuman in nursing school.

The nursing student was assigned the neuman paddle and went to see a therapist and started taking medications shortly after.

by Betty's Victims April 14, 2010