Standford brown mug

When your significant other makes you coffee infused with their scat and makes you drink it when you’re bedridden

1: I was bedridden last week and my wife made me a Standford brown mug
2: what’s that ?
1: scat coffee

2: I would kill her ass

by GeekMan420 February 21, 2024

world's best dad mug

The perfect gift for when you forget Father's Day.

"Did you remember Father's Day is tomorrow?"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"

by JustYourBoy September 12, 2017

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It's probably what you see at the bottom of this definition, except with one extra "get a". When you make that advertisement have a mental breakdown and say the phrase "get a" over and over again.

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by Retard_Ryan January 17, 2023

the mighty mug

the one mug you should fear

i am the mighty mug

by some random ass kid January 31, 2022

old mug

Wide and hallow dick

Hey have you heard that joe has a old mug, his girl told me.

by Stuffgun February 15, 2017

The Mug Man

The one guy who always gets a urban dictionary mug when ever they need to buy a gift.

i got given a mug from our secret santa. guess it was from the mug man

by Eumine39 December 21, 2022

The Mug Man

The mug man is a mysterious yet handsome man, he's always giving to people, and mostly gives out free root beer.

"I hope the mug man shows up today"
"Is that the mug man!"

by The Mug Man September 03, 2022