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Mother-in-law's Contracture

When a person's lips grant a facial expression of sadness when at rest or even when expressing joy. The lips fail to reach a horizontal orientation even when the person is attempting to smile.
Husband: Your mother looks looks so pissed off right now.

Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.
by MILFwithMILcontracture January 11, 2011
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Methorexic

A person, usually a woman, who may have been hot once but has overdone the meth. Can be identified by toothpick arms, thighs the size of a coke can, and a waistline that clearly shows internal organs. Hollow cheeks and rotten teeth are optional.
Wow, if someone gave her a sandwich she'd be pretty hot. But right now she just looks methorexic.
by George Kaplan November 8, 2010
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Mother Brain

1. Enemy of Samus Aran in the Metroid games "Metroid" and "Super Metroid," Mother Brain is the presumed leader of the Space Pirates and, together with her winged colleague, Ridley, poses a great threat to the Galactic Federation. Armed with her vast intelligence, she seeks to manipulate the power of the Metroids to her advantage.

Typically depicted as resting immobile in an armored case, Mother Brain has also developed other means of defending herself. In "Super Metroid" she demonstrated her combat ability through an enormous bio-mechanical bipedal body- the use of which granted her the mobility she needed to bring her energy beams and bombs to bear against Samus.

Mother Brain was responsible for the slaughter of the "daughter Metroid" of Samus Aran at that same confrontation, adding to the acridness in the feud between the two.

2. an intelligent, reclusive person who remains somewhat guarded and isolated; tends to shy away from those less intelligent than them
1. The Mother Brain killed my babyyy!!!

2.

-Where is Margie?

-She's at the library again. In the basement.

-She's such a Mother Brain!
by Mama Brain's boy May 30, 2011
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Mother function

The mathematical way of saying motherfucker, : An insult to a person's well being, or replacement word.
by Kingdom forest March 27, 2017
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Mother Earth Fucker

A person who doesn't leave any holes on the surface of the earth unviolated. It involves fucking animal burrows, golf holes, borewells, wells, trenches, sinkholes, tunnels, graves and the like. Its origins can be traced back to the traditional glory holes. The participants wanted to feel one with nature. Erect their edifice into the ground, literally planting their seeds. A sub kink of this likes a BDSMeque twist where tree trunks are fair target for there perverse desires. Many a woodpecker nests have been flooded in such a manner. The practice is usually followed during the rains, when mother earth is adequately lubed to be penetrated.
_Jack is such a mother earth fucker, he goes to a golf course and thinks it's an orgy._

_A Mother earth fucker died as he got sucked inside a quicksand while trying to fuck it_
by Shaadinipples August 30, 2021
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mother gothel

The mother that knows best
Rapunzel: “while can’t I go see the floating lights?”
Mother Gothel: “because mother knows best”
by Beansss269 June 8, 2022
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Mother’s Cum

(Countable)
1) The cum of a mindless male/female.
2) The cum of a male/scorpion being jizzed on.
by ZRXVC September 21, 2023
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