Methorexic

A person, usually a woman, who may have been hot once but has overdone the meth. Can be identified by toothpick arms, thighs the size of a coke can, and a waistline that clearly shows internal organs. Hollow cheeks and rotten teeth are optional.

Wow, if someone gave her a sandwich she'd be pretty hot. But right now she just looks methorexic.

by George Kaplan November 8, 2010

METROSEXICAN

A young, over-sexed Mexican American who lives in an urban area.

"Yeah, we were at this latin club, and all night we were being stalked by this nasty metrosexican dude who had on waaaay too much cologne.

by Tara Rios November 24, 2005

Metrosexican

(noun) a polished, slightly effeminate, urban Latino; I have heard this several times in the San Francisco Bay Area; from "metrosexual" + "Mexican"

Tito left the hood, put on some mod pants and got a manicure--total Metrosexican!

by Tino O November 4, 2011

metrosexican

A mexican male who is buff, short haired, metrosexual, has a really hot superficial girlfriend, and wears clothing such as: ed hardy, abercrombie or anything similar in "style". They are indigenous to southern texas.

I was at the mall today and there was either a sale on ed hardy t-shirts and pre-ripped pants or someone has made a million metrosexican clones.

by ralf ichiro April 7, 2009