The very essence of UBC Computer Science professors. Unfortunately this disorder passes onto its top students as well.
You need to pay each of the masturbation professors a total whopping sum of 1 million dollars per course per term as they masturbate on both the male and female instagram profiles of their students and talk incoherently in lectures just to pass time and disorient their prey.
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Get the deranged masturbation mug.To masturbate (which is also known as masturbation) is when a man or a woman stimulates their private areas for sexual sensations which provides pleasure and usually eventually causes orgasm and release.
Example 1: Sarah goes into her bedroom, locking her door before she goes to masturbate to porn/a movie on her laptop.
Example 2: Dan comes home from work when his wife isn't home and he puts on some porn or some other things and begins to masturbate.
Example 2: Dan comes home from work when his wife isn't home and he puts on some porn or some other things and begins to masturbate.
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