The Fisher Masturbator

An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.

Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?

by L*na August 2, 2022

no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.

john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah

by depressed banana February 28, 2025

masturbated

the feeling of hatred towards god

MAN I DIDNT MASTURBATED TO YOUR DOG

by deezgonnasuicide November 10, 2021

Masturbate

Masturbating is when you rub your cheesy virgin penis or vagina because your a fucking virgin

Nerdy ass nathaniel: im gonna masturbate because no woman will touch me

Chapter book reading geek sarah: Im gonna masturbate because my boyfriend got lost in my pussy

by Imanasshole123.com November 1, 2025