Minecraft

A game were you explore the world in survival or build what ever comes out of your mind in creative! It is a very exciting game! It is on PC, Mobile, Xbox, Play Station and more. You can play on servers or on your own! Big youtubers play it such as DanTDM and Stampy.

I played Minecraft yesterday!

by PobloxSucks November 3, 2018

Minecraft Steve style

When you fucking shove something up your fucking ass, just like how Steve stores his stuff in his inventory

-Hey bro, my hands are full I’m gonna hold your phone minecraft Steve style
-ok thanks bro that makes me so happy

by mistermorgan October 16, 2022

Minecraft

The silly block game.

Person 1:"Minecraft."
Person 2:"Oh the silly block game?"

by Spikystring Snuffle April 13, 2024

minecraft

the game is the very best

i like minecraft

by anonymous March 28, 2022

my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox

Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft

by DenDroiD13 January 8, 2025

minecraft

A sandbox video game where you can either play the "survival" mode where the objective is to get to the end and kill the "ender dragon" but the other mode is "creative" where you have infinite resource's and you can make anything, another thing in minecraft is the multiplayer option where anything can happen.

"hey dude, you wanna play some minecraft bedwars?" "oh hell yeah man i've been thinking of playing all day!"

by 456yb54gt May 21, 2021

Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

by Eggego September 9, 2024