A common misconception regarding bigfoot, Slammin’ Logs is often thought of as the sasquatch banging large logs together to make noise. In reality this activity is only aggressively finger your own or an expiremeting parter’s rectum immediately after using the bathroom.
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“Yeah bruh, did you SEE the bear of a man he was with the other day?”
“Yeah bruh, did you SEE the bear of a man he was with the other day?”
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Get the Log hogger mug.A hole drilled into a log that is then filled with any kind of sausage product. Commonly used when a dildo is unavailable.
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Matt thought Andrew was so cool he decided to hover around him all day like a dead log and steal all his coolness.
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Typically a very sweet person with lots of time on their hands.
Typically a very sweet person with lots of time on their hands.
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What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.
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