A "last lap" is the finishing touch on wiping your turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.
by Pitou1093 August 5, 2017
Get the Last lapmug. A feeling of familiarity, of nostalgia almost, tinged with regret and the promise of regret to come.
by Eidorb Norton the Unseemly May 29, 2024
Get the Eating last night's parmomug. I couldn’t choose any lyrics bc they don’t apply rn I know you think I’m being impulsive maybe I am but I do still like you a lot and I swear I’m over tossing and turning in my bed because I have the feeling that I messed up but I want you in my life romantically more then I’ve wanted anyone else
Ignore the dumb definition stuff
Ignore the dumb definition stuff
by Aja Anna Alana June 1, 2025
Get the last 30 seconds of blue by Billiemug. When a hot girl messages you after a successful first date and wants sex. Code word for "Please, come and fuck me!"
Hot girl's text after first date: "Hey felix, how are you? Was really nice talking to you last night :)"
by anonymous_123_b November 6, 2019
Get the Was really nice talking to you last night :)mug. **Last Call Lacey:**
A colloquial term referring to a girl who frequents bars late into the night, especially during the last call for alcohol. Last Call Lacey is often characterized by her tendency to target married men and engage in flirtatious or questionable behavior. This term is commonly used to describe someone who becomes the center of attention during the final moments of a night out, with a reputation for pursuing romantic encounters in the late-night bar scene.
A colloquial term referring to a girl who frequents bars late into the night, especially during the last call for alcohol. Last Call Lacey is often characterized by her tendency to target married men and engage in flirtatious or questionable behavior. This term is commonly used to describe someone who becomes the center of attention during the final moments of a night out, with a reputation for pursuing romantic encounters in the late-night bar scene.
"Last Call Lacey was spotted again at the bar last night, lingering near the entrance as the night drew to a close, her eyes scanning the room for potential company."
by Rainforestdrip December 30, 2023
Get the last call Laceymug. An item that is coarsely cobbled together and rough around the edges
A person who's tried reinventing themselves so many times they don't know who they are anymore.
Busted
The LAST time humpty dumpty made it up the wall.
A mockery
A shadow of
A person who's tried reinventing themselves so many times they don't know who they are anymore.
Busted
The LAST time humpty dumpty made it up the wall.
A mockery
A shadow of
Damn that bitch looks like a recyclable on the last time around! Throw her away!
Damn that toilet paper was such a recyclable on its last time around I could use it as sandpaper!
Damn that toilet paper was such a recyclable on its last time around I could use it as sandpaper!
by RyDawg2000 December 23, 2023
Get the Recyclable on its last time aroundmug. it took me so just a few hours to read the last men on earth. it was so good, I couldn‘t put my phone down!
by socnwng September 1, 2022
Get the the last men on earthmug.