flow jesus

When a christian boy has long flowing hair.

"Yo flow jesus i like your hair!"
"Ay thanks man"

by Flow Jesus February 26, 2022

Jesus Handles

The handles inside a car by the seats that be hung on to when swerving around tight corners and yelling "JESUS!"

Alice hung on with all her might to the Jesus Handles and yelled the accompanying expression as Luke took a tight corner.

by Indigo Starr March 5, 2010

Pulling a Jesus

When someone on chat says "BRB" and doesn't return for days.

Buddy: Hey bro, brb.
Friend: Aight, I'll be waiting
*3 days pass*
Buddy: Oh hey dude, i'm back, wassup?
Friend: DUDE, IT'S ALREADY THURSDAY, NICE JOB PULLING A JESUS!

by userbrn May 19, 2011

Jesus Roll

When a song, movie, or attractive person you meet at a bar all of the sudden goes all Churchy when you aren't expecting it. Like a Rick Roll, but the surprise is Jesus.

I was totally hitting it off with this girl, then she had to leave early to go to church. Jesus Rolled!

by Munche May 1, 2009

Jesus Crust

He is the son of Crust God. He was crucified for our memes and came back on the 3rd day to teach his diciples to spread the teachings Crust. Never touch his sock because if you do he will anally rape with a stick while screeching “REEEEEEEEEEE!”

I pray to thee, our lord Jesus Crust.

by Jesus Crust May 23, 2018

Sleeping With Jesus

Passing out drunk in a tub of water leaving potential for drowning and meeting Jesus

I was so drunk last night that I was sleeping with Jesus

by Christian88888 October 13, 2012

The Jesus Prayer

The Jesus Prayer is an invocation largely used by the Eastern Christian Church, particularly the Eastern Orthodox Church. It is prayed as, "Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner."

Neil recited the Jesus Prayer using his prayer beads.

by ohyeahpat August 1, 2012