Salt Goblin

A "Salt Goblin" is another word for a bogey.

A: oof, that was a hell of a sneeze!
B: yes, it sent all the Salt Goblins falling out of your nose, careful so they don't hide in your mouth.
A: ew, a mighty sneeze indeed..

by Witcher Steve August 20, 2020

Vaush-Goblin Fallacy

When someone in an argument argues the semantics of a word/phrase, rather than making a retort against the other person's argument.

Person 1: No lolis aren't children, they're actually young-looking women.
Person 2: Nice Vaush-Goblin Fallacy loser

by goblinski May 8, 2024

Purple Goblin

An penis that has been erect for more than four hours due to boner pill abuse.

Sam had a purple goblin last night. He's still at the hospital.

by NinjaGerbil September 16, 2016

Pizza Goblin

A thick-bodied fat fuck with general disregard for healthy dietary habits, coupled with a depressively sullen mental disposition, ultimately doomed to live out their days in their parent’s basement having not learned any skill nor making any distinct directional choices in life.

Look at this basement dwelling fuck, must be a Pizza Goblin.

When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.

by Sors_Salutis August 8, 2021

Goblin Drill

When three or more dudes, all of whom are under 5 feet in height, run a train on your mom.

Last night I saw the most wild goblin drill I have ever seen in my existence.

by rdmontgomery04 March 17, 2024

ugc goblin

ugc goblin

A roblox player that pretty much grinds UGC like a goblin and when they join a server with free UGC, first words can be:
"where code" "its my birthday plz code", and "drop code noww".

Example:
skibidi eliotah: where code plzzz
random rizzler: plz code
hte owner: ?mute 11483748232 30d you asked for it
that og user: lollll ugc goblin HAHAHAHAHA

by XiX_Guernsey_GG December 5, 2023

Trailer Goblin

One whom dwells in or amongst pre-fabricated modularity configured domestic structures

With some many trailers registered in this county, could you imagine the number of trailer goblin that certainly must be non-registered voters?!

by Steven Annette Smith May 9, 2022