ethan eastwood

a complete cunt

ethan eastwood eats shit and poo cause hes gay

by wehateethaneastwood September 30, 2014

eHarmony

The standard response to a desperate loner looking for a girlfriend on a global chatroom.

Desperate Loner: I need a gf.
Normal Person: Go to eHarmony.

by NerdMuffin19 November 21, 2016

Ethan

Ethan is the name of someone that is sweet and nice but is a little strange and has a smaller penis then most people

hey ethan its ok if u have a small penis we dont blame you

by Tony hawk128 December 5, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is the name of a basic white boy. He is smart and popular and probably records everyone on Snapchat. Ethan is really funny and is the kind of person you want to be friends with.

Who is your bestfriend? Mine's is Ethan.

by TWOYRRITE April 21, 2018

Ethan

A person who is extremely determined to prove people wrong...He has great hair and a funny guy,he’s athletic and plays multi-sports.At first he may seem shy however once he opens up it is hard not to fall in love with him.

Wow,did u see that guy today..he’s such an Ethan!

by YSS.2018 January 23, 2018

Ethan Henry

He loves chicks with pee pee he has 2 millimeters so hit him up he will sell u all of his crack on the street corner and he won’t enjoy it wbut u will the he will lick chode just like canon Seaberg will

Ethan Henry and canon Seaberg like men and chode

by Batdogg2 June 11, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a retarded fuck, who thinks he knows everything but in reality he knows nothing. And most of the time he smells like shit.

Fuck Ethan

by Fuckethan January 12, 2019