duck smuggler

A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.

My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?

by Donny55001 May 20, 2018

Duckaduck

Afrikaans slang for helicopter for the sound the rotor makes: "Duckaduckaduckaduck"

"Give it Horns Bru', call in the Duckaduck!"

by Glennius May 26, 2018

duct seal

The gayest task you will ever encounter. Generally a punishment assigned by state departments of transportation. i.e. GDOT.

Today you need to put Bell ends and Duct seal on these pipes that already have wire pushed through them. OHHH NOOOOO!!!! RUNNN!!!

by BigDaddyBellEnd May 27, 2018

Duct Tape

A gift from God.
The biggest miracle known to mankind.
Can fix anything including broken hearts, ripped clothes, and spilled juice.

Can also be used to wax your legs (warning: incredibly painful)
A very versatile product: need to wrap up somebody's dead body- duct tape, spilled water and need to put it back together- duct tape, broke your leg but too broke to go to a doctor- duct tape;
No matter the situation duct tape is always the solution.

Homeboy: Oh crap, I ripped my shirt!
You: Have you tried Duct Tape EXD 6000? I used it to heal the cut on my shoulder the other day, it worked wonders.

by this book is gay June 4, 2018

Duckskin

A person named Dustin that likes Southern Activites. (BBQ, Guns,Hunting, 4wheeling)

Hey Duckskin, Can you grab me a beer.
DUCKSKIN STOP! Your going to flip us.

by Switchvoid March 1, 2019

Duckmon

The littiest type of duck. It is a MECHA SUPER MEGA duck.

OMG did you see that duckmon?

by Duckmon 2.0 April 26, 2019

Ducks wine

It’s water , you thirsty bitch .

“Can I have a drink?” “Yeah , treat yourself to some ducks wine”

by Random 3 June 18, 2019