Douche Pickle

1) Someone who is just being really annoying.

2) Someone who is immature, and lacking of any positive character qualities.

That clan we were playing against last night was full of Douche Pickle's

by killercrazy23 January 26, 2011

Douche Puppy

The combination of being a large douche bag and a little bitch.

Rainey, you love anal sex and doo doo butter so much...what a Douche Puppy

by Donny1010 May 28, 2008

douche-dar

Same as a radar, but it used to detect near by human being that naturally emit a douche like vibe that can be felt by other human beings. The average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards. Non-douches have a douche-dar.

Ron: Aye cuddie, hit this gilbeys vodka with me one time.
Sadith: Na man im cool, i have to lay hella sod tomorrow.
Logan: Damn, my douche-dar is 10 as fuck right now.
Reverend: You're douche-dar is probably picking up Sadith, cuz he a bitch.

by Ron Legit June 29, 2008

Douche Bagé

1. A closed minded, thinks they are cool, conformist, jerk/slut, that feels everyone loves them and they are the best.

2. Vage Cleaning Device


Yes, I made a different spelling becuas eit wasn't on here...

Taylor is freaking Douche Bagé.

by TaylorElisa January 18, 2009

Douche de Baggo

A douche bag who's origins come from spanish speaking countries. He can be found in bars, alleys, alamo reinactments, weddings, porn shops, the set of The Three Amigos, and the occasional domestic dispute.

Dude, you see that guy? Yeah it's Douche de Baggo. Lets sing him a hymn. Hymn hymn fuck him.

by Bungholiocious February 5, 2009

Douche-waggle

When douche just isn't enough...

When a group of people are singing a song and the waiter changes the cd, "That guy just changed the music! What a douche-waggle!"

by Wilbur Nether Jr. April 3, 2009

douche pastry

an annoying person; a d-bag

Tan Nat is a douche pastry

by Wainarius July 8, 2009