david kelley

definition of man whore

"you're acting like a david kelley rn"

by jewishnegrobitch December 31, 2019

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David Lucan

Always a GateKeepa
Dont trust no Bich
Wont share with community, nor provide economical decisions
Filled with Draft Slots/Picks

"OMG David please run the @ stop playing"
"...... nah im good - David Lucan"

by FINACIAL ADVISOR )!)!) December 13, 2021

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(noun)

1. Some random teacher that loves math, has tasteful humor, has a great teaching style, and constantly reminds his students to tell him if he is being an idiot that very day.

2. The less formal way of addressing Mr. Cameron.

Present Perfect, First Person Singular: He has reviewed the work and can say with certainty that DAVID CAMERON is not an idiot.
Present Simple, First Person Subjective: "That's no idiot! That's a David Cameron!"

by Some Guy That Shall Be Unnamed February 24, 2022

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david ray

Uk slang for pedo or nonce! Usually seen preying on young children round schools and parks! Pure love for children drives this filthy animal! Sometimes shortened to Dave ray or dai

My mate shagged a thirteen year old! Done a proper David ray

by The truth 69 July 11, 2019

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David Loch

A rather large man that gets aroused by shitting in urinals. Especially at schools.

Yea I walked into school the other day and I saw a wild David loch in the bathroom

by Matthew Ahern October 14, 2020

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David Wolfe

Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.

David Wolfe is a fucking tool.

by mrwiggles1 February 8, 2018

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