when you’re not involved in an argument between people, but one of the people involved in the argument will still involve you by dissing you
Person 1: well Person 3 is ugly as fuck!
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 3: why am I catching strays right now?
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 3: why am I catching strays right now?
by sleeperagent03172017 December 28, 2025
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Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
Get the Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.) mug.Texas catch 5 (not to be confused with texas cash 5) is a version of russian roulette with slightly unconventional rules.
The game often involves 1 or more players who pass around a revolver loaded with 5 empty shell casings, and 1 live round. The game is played by loading the gun, the cylinder is not allowed to be cycled during the gameplay.
A participant will ready the revolver, then press the revolver to their forehead, yell "YEE HAW!" and pull the trigger.
The goal of the game is to "catch 5" empty shell casings rather than one real bullet.
The game often involves 1 or more players who pass around a revolver loaded with 5 empty shell casings, and 1 live round. The game is played by loading the gun, the cylinder is not allowed to be cycled during the gameplay.
A participant will ready the revolver, then press the revolver to their forehead, yell "YEE HAW!" and pull the trigger.
The goal of the game is to "catch 5" empty shell casings rather than one real bullet.
by Michelthegreatest January 22, 2025
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Cliff Cash trying his out-dumb a trumper:
That’s why I like gay people so much. Gay people get less abortions than any other group of people. If you’re pro-life you pretty much Have to be pro-gay… it’s like a Catch 26
That’s why I like gay people so much. Gay people get less abortions than any other group of people. If you’re pro-life you pretty much Have to be pro-gay… it’s like a Catch 26
by BettyYellowSplash March 22, 2025
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Billy was riding his bike home from soccer practice with his brother Walter. They see a mugging in an alley they normally cut through to save time and turn around to flee.
Billy says to Walter, "I'm catching that on eye... poor guy. Hopefully there was a camera!" as they race home in fear.
Billy says to Walter, "I'm catching that on eye... poor guy. Hopefully there was a camera!" as they race home in fear.
by Bird-0 May 28, 2023
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