Beaver Bluff

When a woman promises sex after drinks, activity, or chores and then says “I’m tired, I’m too drunk, I’m not feeling it”

The old lady said I could hit it after watching hope floats but then said she tired. She beaver bluffed me.

by RLRuk May 10, 2025

what-a-bluff

Phrase used in retort to or comment upon an expression of superiority and/or one-upmanship, such as a comeback.

MAN 1: "It appears that I have bested you in a contest of strength me lad, what say you?"
MAN 2: "what-a-bluff"

by dogwithabone May 6, 2009

riled up bluff

a person that is really mad that lies alot.

Her mom called her a riled up bluff

by lwsoftballxoox June 19, 2009

Beater's Bluff

The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.

John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!

Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.

John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW

by Brockollama January 16, 2012

cuff and buff

The act of handcuffing someone to the bed and eating their ass until you can see your reflection

“My tongue became exhausted after an intense cuff and buff”

“When I cuff and buff your ass it’s like looking into my soul”

by Inthatass8===D O== December 10, 2017

My Blue Buff

Im Fucking Jealous.

Damn, My Blue Buff...

by theholysexmaster69 October 27, 2020

national make buff fix unturned day

on may 15 buff has to fix his unturned game or bron will kill him

"buff go fix your fucking unturned already"
"why"
"its national make buff fix unturned day"
"oh"

by bronwynm May 15, 2021