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Polish Blowjob 

The act of sexually penetrating a severed head from the neck. Ideally the penis would be inserted in such a fashion that it would exit the mouth upon deepest penetration. As with all sexual interaction, a consenting participant is highly reccomended. The Name is English and is derived from the words, "Polish" and "Blowjob." See Also: Neckrophilia.
Hey Eric, That girl has been starving herself for seventeen years for you. I bet she give a wicked Polish Blowjob.
Polish Blowjob by M Prizzle November 29, 2006
Something girls rarely perform to the level of a man's satisfaction. They often misconstrue the act of just putting your love rod between their lips. Girls should be mindful of that fact that a proper blowjob consists of taking your shaft deep down into their mouths until the tip of your shaft reaches the back of their throats and hold it there for a few seconds. This may cause some gagging, welling of tears, but they should learn to take it. Then they can slowly withdraw it, but not completely. This should be repeated as neccessary until the man shoots his hot, thick load down their throats, at which point, they should swallow with relish and joy. This too, may cause some gagging, resulting in some of the load to be spewed out of their nostrils, but they should learn to enjoy the experience.

A proper blowjob is especially satisfying after the man has been pumping the girl's ass with it for a while and the girl takes the pleasure stick directly from her ass to her mouth.
Man, that bitch gave me such a good blowjob lastnite that when I woke up this morning, I found the bed sheet stuck up between my ass.
blowjob by Want_It_Deep May 16, 2003
When a woman (or man) sucks on another guys dick until he reaches orgasm. This causes much pleasure for the man and woman. It is the best form of oral sex that there is.
I sat down on my knees and approched his penis, I gave him a hard look and then started sucking. Up and down, up and down, he finally reach orgasm, the cum that came was unbelievable. He smiled then he continued to cum. "Issie, that was the best blowjob I have ever gotten", "Really glad you think so cuz theres more coming right back at you." I then kept on suck, my hands rubbed up and down his smooth penis, the tip was wet from my saliva, everything was perfect except for one thing..."Lets go all the way 4th base" Alex said. After that we were off, i could feel him thrusting his penis into my vagina and i immeditly started orgasm, "fuck, ya, oooohhhh ya baby, ooohhhh, fuck ya, oh shit ya..." I was in sex heaven, and it all started with a kiss...
Blowjob by someonefromsomwhere December 9, 2008
When you suck or lick a mans (not a boy's)dick. Don't forget about the guys balls, that will make him very happy. also remember to keep you teeth back away from the entire penis, it is very sensitive down there. on the head always play wit it wit your tounge, feel how soft and wonderful it feels. use the tip of your toungue to feel all of the details of the wonderful head. dont forget about the shaft either. while your mouth isnt down there messaging it use ur hand to give him a miny hand job. dont forget that. most guys like wen u go fast but dont forget while u r goin fast that ur teeth arent hitting it at all, tht will deffinately make it less horny. after a lil of that switch it up and bob ur head up and down so that u deep throat, hold it there long enough for you to gag, that feels wonderful to them wen you throat tightens up on the head. while UR head is near the top rub it quickly wit your hand, and wen he finally cums u should swallow, it doesnt taste bad and i actually like it. its not a bad thing if he doesnt cum, it just means u need to try sumthin dif next time =)
I went over to my boyfriends house. as we went down to his room i started to suck on his neck. i pushed him on the bed and said "You've been a very bad boy and you need punished ;)" As i said that the buldge in his pants was even more notice able. i pulled his pants off first then teased him by kissing him on the neck then moving down slowly. As i get to that area i then tease him by kissing him around his thigh, and right around the base, that drives him crazy so i go to the balls. i lick and suck on them which makes him notice ably harder. i then go to his second head and start to lick and lightly suck it. i feel around the hole of the head, stick my tounge in and just feel how soft and smooth it is. it feels amazing and that drives me crazy! He can tell im noticably hornier so he starts to finger me hard from behind! that feels amazing and so he shoves in 4 fingers! i am going crazy wit pleasure so i start to moan as i am giving him the blowjob! he is now getting so fuckin horny that he starts to moan too!! As i increase the speed of my how fast i am puttin his thick dick into my mouth he gets harder and harder until finally he cums as i am licking the excess off of his penis so some goes onto his leg as well as myself. So i lean down and lick off his cum from his beautiful thigh. I also do get the cum off myself bcuz y waste some good ass cum wen it well.... COMES!! He then says "thnx babe, that was the best blowjob i ever did get" He then ate me out and while he was doin dat i was moanin so much it brought him rite back up! so i had to take care of that, but then i had to go home, but not b4 we got down and did the horizontal hokie pokie!
if this made u horny like it did me then ur welcom. hope you learned sumthing and rememberl, always swallow wit a smile =)
Blowjob by Devin <3 Sean June 3, 2009

Angry Blowjob 

When Make up sex happens, but the chick aint completely over it, so she gives you a massive blowjob and bites your dick off. Then she freezes it and sticks it up your ass.
Jack: Oh yeah... OH YEAH!! Oh wait, shit...

Jack: That's cold!

Jack: I think it's melting...

Jack: I like it.

''Angry Blowjob''

indian style blowjob 

A blow job giving in a hallway while sitting indian style being thrusted apon from the top... also known as gettin a LIZ from umd
yo i looked through my peep hole and this chick was sittin indian style sucken some dick.. called it a indian style blowjob
indian style blowjob by 7270 January 20, 2009