simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 1, 2024

Animal farm

1: an allegorical, satirical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell

2: a self explanatory noun bearing the fact a farm already contains animals

1: I read Animal Farm, it's a good book

2: let's buy this animal farm

by Luvs2spewge July 18, 2022

Farm Bot Bob

PRO FARM BOT
WOOD
AND
GIVEAWAYS
ALL
DAY

"Hey, do you know Farm Bot Bob?"
"THE PRO FARM BOT?!?!?!"
"Yep, that's him!"

by ComposedConsistencys August 7, 2022

Egg farm

Where yolks are made

It was a long week, so I parked up the V8 at the egg farm and fucked off home

by Rubber duck 10 4 June 18, 2022

Animal Farm

A multi-species orgy

Bro, I think I impregnated a sheep and got
Chlamydia from the goat at that last Animal Farm

by KeylessQ June 23, 2022

worthy farm

To get so drunk that you shit in your or your girlfriend's bra and then throw it up a tree, lamppost, aerial etc.

I got so shit faced last night I did a worthy farm at my girlfriend's parents house, to say she was displeased was an understatement.

by Oz10expl June 30, 2022