Cum Turtle

A flying turtle that shoots cum out of it's eyes.

"Oh NO! It's the flying cum turtle! Everyone RUN!"

by M1. Potato May 28, 2016

Sam the turtle

A dolphin discussed as a turtle that crawls on the beach and lays 150 ping pong ball eggs

I saw Sam the turtle last night on the beach

by SamTheDolphinTurleMan January 05, 2019

Sneezy the Turtle

Epic cool kid very fun . fun jokes .

Natural habitat: royale high trading server

Sneezy the turtle is epik epik wow so cool

by Rat hargreeves April 22, 2021

turtle surprise

When during a rim job, the rimee squeezes some amount of turd out, either voluntarily or involuntarily, and poop ends up on or in the rimmer's mouth.

"I wasn't feeling well, but he insisted on rimming me. I ended up giving him a turtle surprise."

by grubblerfubbler January 21, 2014

head of the turtle

When you have a big shit that you've been holding in just poking out of your asshole

On the way back from the bar last night I had to shit so bad I had a head of the turtle

by Seabassroxursox May 23, 2017

Burping the turtle

The act of masturbating to completion!

My mom opened the door and i got cought red handed burping the turtle!

by Jj clayt November 11, 2020

Turtle girl

A female or male that is obsessed with turtles until the end of time.

Tristen is such a turtle girl.

by RALLY BOYO February 10, 2020