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tool

A guy who cares what others wear on a flight.
Some guy just commented on what I'm wearing - what a tool.
by qscv June 18, 2013
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A tool is someone who often messed shit up so that they look cool. If you get called a tool run and don't look back.
Oh fucking Tim is a tool...
by Jimmy mucury May 1, 2020
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Someone who is really, really annoying and has no filter. Needs to go somewhere else (like down a rabbit hole to visit the Cheshire cat) but nobody will tell them to get lost because they're actually really useful to mooch off of. My friend's boyfriend is a tool AND whipped.
Rose- "Ugh. Samuel Conrad Dahnerttttttttttttttt is such a tool."

Caroline- No! He's cute! BTW, can I have money for lunch?"

Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream."
by Ivy Ryan January 12, 2012
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dotting tool

A tool to make dots for nail art
Gah!I need a dotting tool for this design.
by Whynot485 July 4, 2017
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Bag of Tools

Members of social media-enamored paramilitary units. Such units may be comprised of members of for-profit entities, regional or ethnically-concentrated units or any other unit type demonstrating a high degree of brand cohesion, overconfidence, adulation for wartime atrocities and other sundry behaviors that can only be described as “profligate douchebaguery”.
“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”
by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022
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The prez's a tool.
by Thunder Rama August 15, 2018
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a tool is the word for some one stupid, often used in ireland
boy 1 "where did you say the ice cream was?"
Boy 2 " over there you fecking TOOL!!!"
by ireland2010 January 31, 2010
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