Skeet Stouche

A layer of ejaculate spread across the upper lip forming a moustache made of semen.

"I whipped out my cock and blew my load on her upper lip, forming a "Skeet Stouche"

by corndog1111 May 17, 2016

skeet sleet

When a guy or girl is ski-poling and both of the recipients cum on his or her face at the same time.

"Holy shit, did you see that layer of skeet sleet Darrah got covered in ski poling John and Nathan?"

by bingofuel September 22, 2016

Skeet

A drugie and person of shady nature

Look at John with his hat on backwards

Oh my he must be a skeet

by I want to die 69 January 24, 2018

Submerged Skeet

A derogatory term against Dutch people, skeet (sperm) referring to their abundance of prostitutes, and submerged because a large portion of the country is completely below sea level and at Poseidon's mercy.

I had a dutch customer in my restaurant last week, guy ate here with his whole family for 200$ and didn't tip, those Submerged Skeet's are all the same

by gayshitposter February 5, 2018

chief&skeet

The action of simoultaneously reaching orgasm while taking a more than commonly large hit of pot, with the intention to take advantage of the momentary numbness & lung power to avoid the rough of it.

Commonly used to pratice and surpass threshold of pain for skilled smokers.

1. Man, I chief&skeeted so hard, barely felt a thing other than cumming.

by Celo green January 4, 2017

Skeet Sheet

A sheet of paper with a picture of a woman's face on it (preferably mouth open tongue out) used to practice skeet shooting

This picture of my favorite celebritie is going to make the best Skeet Sheet

by Buckarooman710 January 12, 2017

Skeet

A dogy teen or adult that hangs out with more dogy people wears addias , Nike or air Max's shoes smokes weed and drinks till they can't walk they are usually the age of 13 - 30 they also smoke normally

She's always drinking she's such a skeet

by Seshiplier January 19, 2017