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molly hepp

A hippie. Happy, lucly, care free, too giving, and loyal! Every one needs a Molly Hepp in their life!
Every human needs a Molly Hepp in their life, she is so lovely!
by cobbar May 13, 2017
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Molly

A molly is a name for a homosexual male, who disguises himself as a woman so he can have sex with other gay males, without anyone knowing, these were very prevalent in 18th-century England, where "Molly Houses" were established, some of them were even in America, which inclined everyone's favorite founding father, Alexander Hamilton, a place to go when he was bored*.

*Many historians perceive Alexander Hamilton to be bisexual, through his relationship and letters with Lt. Col. John Laurens, and some speculate he visited said Molly Houses.
Jeff: I just went to a Molly House yesterday.
Kayla: Isn't that a place where a gay man dresses up as a woman so they can sleep with other men without anyone knowing except them?
Jeff: oh fuck
by yayeeeet-51 October 20, 2020
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Mucus molly

The most dangerous weapon known to man, a mucus filled jar which would probably infect anyone with coronavirus-19. Preferably dropped on covid deniers and people protesting covid regulations at hospitals
"What will we do about these pesky anti-covid protesters?"
*swills* *screws lid*
"Taken care of it"
"How???"
"Mucus molly."
by whoahthere January 4, 2021
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Molly

Here’s a girl who really makes some sucky decisions. Oh and don’t forget that if Molly is only her middle name, she’s honestly one of the best people you’ll ever meet. Other than that, molly is a retardo
Oh god there’s molly
by entrapadoo February 26, 2020
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Molly whop

To ejaculate into one's hand and then proceed to facially assault another person, with said hand.
Man1: I saw my ex yo
Man2:what yu do tho
Man1: I molly whop her ass
Man2: damn dats groddy
by Beanadrill July 11, 2015
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Molly Rage

Molly rage is when you woke up after doing MDMA all night with your friends at their farm and you have work at 11am. You think you can turn a new page, but Morelos burritos food cart is closed. Naturally, this throws you into an instant rage, partly fueled by your bewildered Molly afterglow and derangement from lack of sleep. Is this really happening to me!? Molly rage is often seen on Saturdays & Sundays. Seen rarely on Wednesdays.

Your jaw: clenched.
Your stomach: dry, hungry, but no appetite.
Eyes: bloodshot and moist simultaneously.
and nobody is your friend, yet your glow reminds you of the importance for human connections.
“I need a breakfast burrito from Morelos or I’m going into a Molly rage”
Everyone hates me. It’s probably because of my Molly rage last Sunday”
by Jnardooo August 27, 2023
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Molly Agar

Oh? Why do I feel I so warm but it's -40c and my toes are cold? It must be because Molly Agar is radiating her beauty once again. What a bitch,
by Mr Tacoma December 17, 2020
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