Tim

An idiot, or small-brain who thinks they're funny and smart, and has a small one, does not apply to actual people named tim

guy one: did you see bryan, he was being such a Tim
guy two: ugh I know right

by Steptim September 15, 2020

Big Tim

A man who is the general depiction of a pedo. But doesn't put his dick in their bum

Leo - "BIG TIM"

Big Tim - "I don't fuck kids and I recommend you don't do drugs"

by xXx_420pu55y5l4y3r69_xXx November 30, 2018

Tim Pringle

A literal GOD of cricket. Truly the greatest player to come out of any nation.

An absolute sex magnet, truly the sexiest man in existence.

"Did you see Tim Pringle playing last night?"

"I'm so glad that game was at night, looking at him made me so horny"

by Epic Cool Guy November 10, 2022

Tim Walz

A talented, likeable, deeply normal person, who understandably incurs the wrath of inadequate, repellant, deeply weird people.

Person 1: Tim Walz seems like a pretty good guy
Person 2: But he retired from the Army National Guard after 24 years of service and he forced schools to have tampons on hand and he gave kids free lunches and he's into transgender and-

Person 1: *finds a normal person to talk to*

by HamburgerHelperFreek August 11, 2024

tim time

tit in mouth time, Where a man gets a tit in his mouth.

Gabe: You see Huddy was with a girl last night?

Grady: Yeah i heard it was Tim Time all night

by chicken jockey69 July 13, 2025

Tim Walz

When you inspire a massive amount of people just by being a decent human. To truly pull a Tim Walz, the situation has to be dire, and feel like there’s no way out. Then by just doing one simple act of being kind and giving, it changes the entire mood of the room.

I worked for 7 years in a toxic corporate environment, but one day a new manager was hired and started treating everyone like they mattered. He was a total TIm Walz.

by Oxford Bell August 10, 2024

Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.

Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.

by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025