by Big Thiccccccc Sexual John Wei August 13, 2018
Jesse john is mist likely smart and loves computers. Jesse john are all mostly Pisces. They are all very rare to find and dont make them mad they gut very mad!
by Littleguydood November 29, 2020
We dont speak about Dirty John
by UrbanKai April 16, 2021
A word used mostly down south in Louisiana to describe a group of people just getting together and making jokes about each other. Note: These motherfucker can get real as fuck if you don't like someone!
Girl 1 : Your momma over here looking like a color purple reject!
Crowd: Ahhh damn son!
Girl 2: Your just mad cause your daddys more twisted than bobby brown's jaw!
Crowd: Ohhhhh!
This is what we in Louisiana like to call a Johning session
Crowd: Ahhh damn son!
Girl 2: Your just mad cause your daddys more twisted than bobby brown's jaw!
Crowd: Ohhhhh!
This is what we in Louisiana like to call a Johning session
by Ceezyfbaby17 December 28, 2010
A state of being one feels when they're immensely stressed, anxious, lazy, or exhausted. This is usually derived from school related things and activities, like low grades, but can involve anything ranging from something as basic as sleeping to even the most questionable idiosyncrasies. Often, one will feel powerless to change the outcome until the event transpires.
John: Kek I just skipped two of my 3 total college classes because I slept in from playing FO76 all night.
Jeremy: I guess you got the John Feeling John!
Jeremy: I guess you got the John Feeling John!
by bighairedman62 November 20, 2019
by ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ July 14, 2021
The bravest and richest of humans. Works on teleportation for everyone and world peace. The inventor of Mastodon. Started out as a hungry child on the south pole, worked his way up in the world to become the richest man in the universe, later married to Joan Mastodon, the richest person in the universe. Only rides electric bikes. Has a pet frog named Thomas.
by Marin Fowler December 20, 2022