Ramon shuffle

When a ramon tries to shuffle the deck but it was literally just cut one time. In other words he did jack shit.

Don't ever ask ramon to Ramon shuffle the uno deck or everyone will get screwed over and he'll win he sucks.

by Bob685547 March 20, 2022

masheeshka shuffle

when your girlfriend walks in on you while masterbaiting and you ejaculate onto a shish kabob.

super bowl Sunday I invited

my girlfriend walked in on me while doing the masheeshka shuffle.

by here.kittie.kittie.0 July 26, 2023

G-spot shuffle

With an upward curved cock, in dogggy style, a thumb is inserted in the rectum with the intent to have the pad of the thumb press upon the cock curve.

I hit her with the g-spot shuffle, birch came all over the place. Had to burn my sheets.

by Blackbitchesdontlie January 28, 2018

federal felon shuffle

The walking gait made by a prisoner when their ankles are restrained by the standard 16-inch chain.

I enjoy watching convicted prisoners performing the federal felon shuffle on their way to jail.

by n4zhg January 04, 2019

blind shuffle

when you shuffle your playlist without looking at the upcoming songs

This blind shuffle turned out really good!

by trakasis December 10, 2017

Shuffle Twist 3000

This is when someone grabs ahold of a penis with two hands and begins twisting in opposite directions.

Dude, Alexis gave me the best Shuffle Twist 3000 job of my life last night!

by FuckAndSuck November 28, 2019

bunghole shuffle

its when you get on the ground and rub you gyatt all over the floor

"Yo, connors doing the bunghole shuffle!"

by cdr chi-chi February 25, 2025