sausage wallet

the elizabethan word for "whore".

girl 1: i was in my leopard enclosure today, and my favourite leopard, lydia, was totally sexing 2 of my other leopards!
girl 2: my, oh my! what a sausage wallet!

by alice babes March 14, 2009

Finished Sausage

a jizzed on dick!

Man, I'd really love a bite of that finished sausage!

by YummyJizz27 June 23, 2011

sausage boy

A homosexual man, sausage is in referance to the penis.

Bunch of sausage boys in that club there.

by Michael A Goodrich November 30, 2006

Sausage Mitten

Anyone called Josie

I was fingering Josie last night, she had a right sausage mitten! innit

by Mittenslayer February 13, 2019

sausage festival

a gay sex party

He had a fuckin' great time at the sausage festival.

He liked the hot Italian one's best.

by laughingbuddha August 1, 2010

sausage head

a sausage head is a dick head

quit being a sausage head

by g3rd January 9, 2005

Bum Sausage

A synonym for poo or turd.

I'm just off for a bum sausage!

by SJaysbrook August 31, 2010