Swiss Steamer

The Swiss Steamer is specialty drink named after its primary ingredient and its thermal characteristics: Ingredients:
1 packet Swiss Miss hot cocoa
8 oz boiling water
1 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
2 crushed vicodin

"After a long day on the slopes, I could really use a stiff swiss steamer."

"Caution: do no consume this Swiss Steamer while located in a sauna or spa"

"This swiss steamer really mellowed me out..."

by yummy yumyums December 10, 2009

Seaside Steamer

This starts off with two individuals, traditionally one male and one female (because that's the way God intended it to be). While in the process of prairie dogging, the girl proceeds to stroke the freely flowing excrement with her toungue and/or any part of her mouth.

This term was coined on January 3rd, 2010.

ASSMKB

While brushibg her teeth, Snooki was on the receiving end of a Seaside Steamer from The Situation.

by thebrownbomber January 2, 2010

natchez steamer

A Natchez Steamer is when someone stands on the walls of a stall in a public bathroom allowing their poop to travel roughly 6-7 feet before splashing down in the landing zone (toilet)

Did you see graham drop that Natchez steamer, it was cool but his poop was the size of a small raisin.

by Andy from the aviation club July 30, 2017

clean steamer

The act between two partners farting simultaneously into each other’s butthole, while both their anus’ are pressed against one another.

“My girlfriend clean steamered me so hard last night while we were scissoring. “

by Datnugatoofpik January 31, 2021

sloppy schoeb steamer cream

When a man spits and shits on a girls vagina then mixes them together for a lubricant. It is also known to heal minor herpes outbreaks.

If you're worried that girl has the herp, give her some sloppy schoeb steamer cream.

by badhatter88 October 11, 2011

A frosty steamer

When you cum in a condom, freeze it and then have the girl eat it.

Dude I have my girl a frosty steamer last night!

by Wert123 June 2, 2015

Steam

The un-amazing way in which Valve has decided to let people play Counter-Strike and Half-Life, so buggy a program it is almost completley unusable.

"Damn, That's almost as buggy as Steam"

by Moh Ok? ^.^ September 15, 2003