Snake poo

What you say when you are smiling in a photo

EVERYONE SAY SNAKE POO

by Morahelisabuthfan January 3, 2021

computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.

goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.

by jarett August 9, 2021

Snake & Bake

Smoking one or more fat joints while gossiping

Hey bro, wanna snake & bake tonight?
Yeee lord, I have some hot a$$ tea to spill!

by SugarSara December 9, 2019

snake lace

A condom

You better have your snake lace, or you might catch something from her.

by primalrage February 2, 2012

Snake Foodie

Snake Foodies is a subgroup of the Snake Lovers.
they become aroused with the idea of snakes forced down its slimy throat, being steadily dissolved as they get swallowed into this tight, dark space is a very relaxing thing for them to daydream about... yup, pleasure from the thought of death... (づ ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ )づ The fuck?

"I'm a Snake Foodie!"

"wtf is a Snake Foodie?"
"Snake Foodies want to be snake food, the best way to die :D"

by HappySnakePreson September 3, 2018

Table snake

A game played at dinner parties and other events. A male puts his penis on the table and waits for someone to notice by yelling "table snake!"
Whoever can go unnoticed the longest wins.

We played table snake at the Christmas party last night. Johnny won when it took 10mins for anyone to notice that his snake wasn't just a misplaced cabana.

by Professor Rosseforp March 10, 2021

Charming the Snake

Jerking-off or being jerked-off.

I walked in on the TV Repair man charming the snake.

by Dr. Jym July 23, 2017