smutty gremlin

when you are too sexy, too much, so much, JUST sex, physical embodiment of sex.

person 1: Look at that smutty gremlin over there they are so sexy..
person 2: That is a sexy person, kinda freaky ;)

by coolswag&delicious April 22, 2021

Nice Bike, Shitty Helmet.

When you know or see a woman who has a great body, but an ugly face.
Similar to a Butter face.

Wow, would you look at that ass, I could seriously do... Ugh... Nice bike, shitty helmet.

by The Machine January 12, 2010

Shitty Kitty

A very unhappy or disappointing situation. Usually used in conjuntcion with "Sad Panda", Shitty Kitty is a step further down on the unhappy/ disappointment scale.

Tara: "This has been a horrible day!! I hurt my arm at work, then I found out that my boyfriend (whos deployed) wont be able to call me today :("

Audra: "Awww, sad panda :("

Morgan: "No, thats not EVEN sad panda... thats totally shitty kitty..."

by AeroGirl198457 June 16, 2010

smitten

when a girl starts secreting for her vaginal organ.

with just a few tugs of the panties I had this chicken smitten out from all angles

by balls on my chin February 9, 2008

shitty shitty fag fag

shitty shitty fag fag:n.<Hempfield Origin> => Worst Fucking attempt at playing tennis ever. Possesses the ability to hit every god-damned ball that comes in his/her direction 10 feet over the already exceedingly high fence.

1)I don't care if Kournikova ever wins a match, I'd still stick it in that shitty shitty fag fag.

by SHUPE March 18, 2005

shitty beats

The response to an unfortunate or disappointing comment.

Comment: "I can't get a pooberry because I'm not an awesome Canadian like you!"
Response: "Yeah... shitty beats."

by kaybee3888 February 7, 2008

shitty nails

Shitty nails occur when your mother decides only to buy 1 ply toilet paper, and when you proceed to wipe your fingers push through the paper and your fingers strike the shit around your "brown eye"

God damnit barb buy some good TP im sick of getting shitty nails.

by Hotass Carl May 20, 2009