Lead pipe deal

A lead pipe deal is a deal that is so good that there is no way the agreement came around consensually; the person would have never parted with the item that is the subject matter of the transaction without you having used force

"You got that 2017 BMW for $ 5,000 ?" "Yeah, dude--isn't that a great deal?" "Yeah, man--that's a lead pipe deal."

by Campbellcamel August 26, 2017

Mexican Oil Pipe

When you fuck an anus with a chilli in your jap's eye

I gave this bloke the Mexican oil pipe last night and my penis felt like it was on fire.

by Heinous bloke September 24, 2021

glass pipe fallacy

An argument so incoherent that it could only be proposed by someone on crack

I don't know what that guy was on, buy his arguments for being a theist were a complete glass pipe fallacy

by WetMooseKnuckle May 21, 2017

Long John Piping

When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.

E.G.

'How was your date last night?'

'Yeah it was alright.'

'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'

E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'

by Tonybaloney123 September 5, 2023

Long Fat Pipe

This is computer lingo for a very large and fast network connection between to geographically dispersed sites, usually resulting in low latency to provide a good medium for shipping transport logs to a disaster recover site.

Betty, have you checked the utilization of the long fat pipe today;

John the long fat pipe is performing wonderfully.

by Beaker One April 3, 2009

shit pipe sheriff

one who likes to give it up the shit pipe.. a man who is after a bit of bum-fun (the giver not the givee)

"ooh,he's a right shit pipe sheriff that one is."

by donna-chester! March 11, 2008

pipe polisher

sucking a mean japs eye. sucking penis.
a missle willie in the mouth.a stroke of luck.pipe fitting. lube job. masterbation on a bitches face. and yelling clean it bitch.

that girls nickname is pipe polisher molly.

by mattitude and mikeaholic May 2, 2003