Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.
Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk
by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022

An eloquent expression of approval, generally used by by young adults to display agreement with a controversial or contentious statement.
by Chessorganist June 2, 2023

Uterus wants a baby. But person don't want the baby. So uterus make's person's life a living hell. Literal war flashbacks for anyone that experiences this.
by ssplashingttwo April 4, 2024

by anonymous September 15, 2020

by blondeimpressions March 27, 2024

The period that is put at the end of a sentence or fragment that is usually used in an angry or "salty" manner.
Person 1: "Are you sure you'll be okay with me going out tonight?"
Person 2: "I'll be fine."
^Salt Period
Person 2: "I'll be fine."
^Salt Period
by JXLIAN December 25, 2015

A period filled with jokes,but only if your work is done.People who don't write their work see it as a period of misery and fear he might check.
by thewaar October 1, 2020
