peanut envy

1. When your penis is so small that (when fully erect) it is less the size of a typical peanut. Often used by GFs when talking to their WT friends after having the after-prom happy hour

G1: My man's dick is so small that it's a peanut envy!
G2: Gurl, ain't that little to extreme?
G1: Not lying! It's just over 1.5 inches!
G2: Dayuuum!

by Bipplerunny January 20, 2016

Fucker peanut

When you are a fucker peanut you dont have a clue that you are one, none of your friends actually like you and think you are fucking weird

You are a fucker peanut

by Peanutpuppito November 16, 2018

Peanut Butter

Attractive women ALWAYS stop at the peanut butter section. So when you see one in the store, you call peanut butter to signal a hot girl worth checking out. Can be used anywhere gorgeous women can be found.

Hey Trevor, check out the peanut butter selection down isle 7.

by ODG Old Dirty Grandpa July 23, 2017

festive peanuts

A fat guy who thinks hes the shit 24/7

How are you doing man?
Im good thanks, Like always

Fuck hes a festive peanuts

by pussyslayer6969lol August 8, 2017

peanut butter push

When you put peanut butter on your dick and push your dogs head on it to lick it off

I just used the peanut butter push and it felt great!

by I fucked 6 men August 10, 2017

Peanutting

When u nut but almost no cum comes out (this is a bad thing tho).

Girl: I just had sex and when he peanutted all over me! I expected more from him!
Girl 2: what a loser can't he do better than peanutting.

by NatazjaRgrim October 12, 2018

Peanut Butter Burger

A burger with peanut butter on it that can be eaten or used to describe the way female genitalia may look or feel after a long, rigorous night of intercourse.

"How did it go last night?"
"Man we banged all night long! I had her lookin' like a peanut butter burger down there!"

by Pocn October 13, 2018