Girlfriend: Hey can you hand me my Crack Rag, you creampied me and I don't wanna get it in my panties.
by Dat anime guy booty dogh April 27, 2017

An item of clothing a young man keeps hidden in his room, usually under the mattress with his porn magazines
by Pottiechase October 22, 2016

by Anaballs September 20, 2022

A form of "regs" (regulations) that is often used by police or other low level legal workers to describe older law books or court documents that are printed/written on cotton paper (rag paper). This is most often used as a diminutive term for the regulations written on them.
Legal Council- "We should consider a recall of all the affected units from the retailers before they hit the market"
Corporate thug 1- "I think the retailers leveraged our production line, so maybe we should check the rags again.."
Corporate thus 2- "You'll need a plunger, cause we all wiped our asses with them during that export to Brazil"
Corporate thug 1- "I think the retailers leveraged our production line, so maybe we should check the rags again.."
Corporate thus 2- "You'll need a plunger, cause we all wiped our asses with them during that export to Brazil"
by gwayn December 1, 2011

Worse than 'rat shit'. Rag shit is when something is so bad it's genuinely offensive. As if someone has taken a shit on a rag and wiped it across your face.
by continual-insanity October 14, 2019

by Andy Mack April 16, 2005
