speed post

A topic, thread, or other group of messages on the interwebs where the object is to try to be the first to post and get it as fast as possible.

This is a secret speed post topic.

by PiemanXC February 18, 2008

High Speed Girl

An incredibly attractive female, likely a super model or beautiful enough to be one - most likely to be found in the passenger seat of a very fast sports car.

Damn! She’s a high speed girl.

Man, I need myself a high speed girl for a late night drive.

You think she’s a high speed girl?
Yeah, for sure she is.

by 11zayaa July 25, 2024

Speed regimer

A person who looks like they would work at a diner who also owns a lot of high end equipment

Archie: have you seen Cory’s new golf set

Tony:yeah and his mustache is looking fire

Archie:he’s a speed regimer

by Gypsyguy July 28, 2025

speeding

being sped.

allison ackbar was speeding last night.

by lil squelch December 22, 2020

Speed weed

Speed weed = weed that makes you speed .
Speed weed = speed in the form of weed
Speed weed = fast growing weed

why am I still awake, must be speed weed.
I grew some weed with a bag a speed as dirt now I got speed weed.
Dam that plant grew 15ft in 2 months must be speed weed.

by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024

Speed Bump

A person who has a reputation for having one night stands with everyone in the area, and none of them enjoyed the experience.

“Be careful bro that girl is the town speed bump everybody’s hit it, but no one’s happy about it.”

by ThrillistV February 20, 2023

Speed bump

Kid who got hit by a car 5 feet from his house on a 2 lane road.

"I seen some crazy shit today kid got turned into a speed bump"

by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018