A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 March 15, 2016
Someone that don't come around, when they're in a relationship.
I haven't seen John in a while because he's being relationship john now.
by Morch81 November 07, 2018
A relationship wherein one party is caring, sociable, and friendly, while the other party is simply a dick. These relationships often ruin parties, outings, chillings, and friendships. The good person in the relationship is called the synergist. The dick person in the relationship is referred to as the dick. The dick often treats everyone like they either don't exist or are subhuman. They won't laugh along to any jokes, join conversations, or talk to anyone unless they're telling their synergist that they want something.
A Synerdickstic Relationship can be between two siblings, two friends, two partners, or two spouses. Despite the synergist and dick being complete opposites, the synergist often says that he/she is happy in the relationship. The synergist is also often under the assumption that the dick actually enjoys their company and justifies their actions as inherently being "that way", even though 90% of the time that assumption is false.
A Synerdickstic Relationship can be between two siblings, two friends, two partners, or two spouses. Despite the synergist and dick being complete opposites, the synergist often says that he/she is happy in the relationship. The synergist is also often under the assumption that the dick actually enjoys their company and justifies their actions as inherently being "that way", even though 90% of the time that assumption is false.
Darrel: Hey Anna, you're really cool and I like to hang out with you but your boyfriend is a buzz-killing dick.
Anna: Yeah, I know, I'm just in a Synerdickstic Relationship I guess.
I would invite Matthew to come hang out today, but he's in a Synerdickstic Relationship with his girlfriend.
Sheryl: Hey Jessica, your boyfriend is a real dick and is never nice to you. I don't think he likes you at all. This is a total Synerdickstic Relationship, when are you going to break up with him?
Jessica: I'm happy with him, I know he likes me, he's just that way.
Anna: Yeah, I know, I'm just in a Synerdickstic Relationship I guess.
I would invite Matthew to come hang out today, but he's in a Synerdickstic Relationship with his girlfriend.
Sheryl: Hey Jessica, your boyfriend is a real dick and is never nice to you. I don't think he likes you at all. This is a total Synerdickstic Relationship, when are you going to break up with him?
Jessica: I'm happy with him, I know he likes me, he's just that way.
by Pillar Nasty October 08, 2016
Joe: They broke up already? It's only been six weeks.
Bob: It must've been one of her many mini relationships.
Bob: It must've been one of her many mini relationships.
by nilethe146 February 01, 2016
No sex 🙄
1.Bro I spend 7 mouths in a "unhealthy relationship".
2. Dude to my " unhealthy relationship" porn been my bestfriend 🙄🙄
2. Dude to my " unhealthy relationship" porn been my bestfriend 🙄🙄
by Unhealthy relationship April 30, 2016
"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but God dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"
by Zelley August 23, 2023
Noun
A way to describe toxicity in which both parties mutually benefit while still being harmed. A double sided parasitic relationship.
A way to describe toxicity in which both parties mutually benefit while still being harmed. A double sided parasitic relationship.
Though the relationship could be considered toxic my ex and I had a thornistic relationship so it ended on good terms.
by Bigboicheese May 07, 2022