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Negative Retarded

There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.
John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!

Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)

Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded
by MikeTSa July 23, 2007
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profoundly retarded

A person of usually normal mental capacity who acts at times as if he has a severe mental handicap.
Me: Dude, why is Faisal walking up to dudes telling them they smell like hot garbage?
Oz: You know Faisal man, he's profoundly retarded.
by MosesFrobleard August 19, 2017
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Space Retard

A coined phrase meaning someone who won't shut the fuck up about some shit they found on the ground. Needs a haircut. Won't stop screaming.

Also known as a Wiggins
"Hey guys! Look what I just found!"
"Shut up Wiggins."
"Calm down bro, he's just a Space Retard."
by twistedmind420 August 27, 2020
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Retard Ballet

When you have to navigate a large crowd of stupid people to accomplish a goal.
Frank just wanted to get gas, but he had to navigate a Retard Ballet to get to the pumps.
by B-Lister November 15, 2010
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Retard Ball

Retard Ball ( sometimes referred to as Retard-Ball or Retardball) is a poolgame popular all around the world. Two people are arranged at opposite ends of the table and are tasked with trying to guide the cue ball into the opponents pockets using only the pool cue. The players are able to use the pool cue in any fashion to finish the objective. If the cue ball goes into either middle pockets, the round is reset. The objective is to win 10 rounds of retard ball
Jimmy- Now that we're done with 8-ball, what do you say we play one game of Retard Ball?

Clay- Sounds great, Jimmy!
by LoneWhiteGunman June 14, 2017
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macly retarded

unable to operate a Mac (macintosh) computer
gamers are macly retarded because they don't bother to learn macs since they are not designed to support games.
by yearbook club December 20, 2007
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Retard Rumble

A large brawl consisting of people with special needs. Winner takes all, fight to the death.
Hey Johnny, got any plans for tonight?
Yeah, I'm going to watch the Retard Rumble at the children's Hospital.
by Rustic Undies February 27, 2020
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