National Bobert day

Bobert is a plastic doll we pary to every year on August eighth

We start at 12 PM and say our prayer about Bobert and our favourite thing about Bobert

what day id aug 8th?
National Bobert Day!

by Hebebebebebebe August 7, 2022

National Suck Day

National Suck Day Begins every May 20th. On this special day, you get to ask any girl to suck you off and if she says no, you are legally required to slap her.

Hey girl, its national suck day. Now suck or get the glock

by BigCrotch May 12, 2020

National Crush Day

A day that you confess to your crush. Tell them you like them. Probably get rejected. Any day would be a good day to do that but for those of you looking for a date to put on your calendar, try February 5.

"Hey today is National Crush Day"
"Really?"
"Yeah! Go confess your undying love!!"
"Ahh okay"

by WeGumor January 23, 2020

national prostitutes day

Oct. 23
The day we celebrate and honor our nations whores. On this day we remember the harlots that gave up the goods for cash and trinkets.

Tricia may have banged them all, but she got paid. Call her a dirty hoe if you must, but even she gets respect on national prostitutes day.

by Devil Dog 69 August 26, 2020

National Boring Day

This day falls on May 20th. This is the most boring day of the year. You will be dying for some form of entertainment.

Jackie: This day has been nothing but boring.

Bill: That's because it's national boring day.

Jackie: Oh I see.

by Idk_124 May 21, 2022

National Fluegge Day

The day FluTopians are celebrated. The famous coon, Matthew Fluegge, is also honored during this day.

Wow, Marcos It's National Fluegge Day!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by COLONYMIDDLESCHOOL March 14, 2019

National Jack Day

National jack day is every Tuesday of every month. It is the day you hang out with your Jack.

Daughter: “Oh my gosh mom it’s national jack day!”

Mom: “I’m so happy for you! Have fun hanging out with jack!”

by Jennyfromtheblocksss October 5, 2021