granny shot

When a man is on his back and skeets at high velocity so that it lands over his shoulder on his pillow.
Girl: Another granny shot? Wow! You are amazing...
Guy: Damn, I'm out of pillowcases.
by Stuffing February 20, 2008
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mouth shot

Basically a cumshot inside the mouth but there is no swallowing of the cum involved
Even though she didnt swallow the mouth shot felt really good because she kept sucking it while i was cumming
by ka$h33 December 19, 2008
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shot in the dark

Occurs when peeing late at night or early in the morning, (usually accompanied by an unfortunate boner) when the pee-er fails to turn on the light due to sleepiness - leading the pee-er to urinate in the darkness and get piss all over the floor.

Common responses include "fuck it" under the pee-ers' breath, but responses NEVER include cleaning the stray urine off the floor. (sometimes leaving the mother to clean it)
MOM - John, did you pee on the floor?

JOHN - Sorry, I took a shot in the dark

MOM - Fuck it
by JOHN JOHNSON Jinglesmith November 05, 2009
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Snot Shot

When a man puts the tip of his penis to a womans nostril and ejaculates, followed by the woman plugging her other nostril and blowing the semen out .
Like snorting blow but inhaling semen. Snot Shot "BABY"
by Captain Shot Shot August 13, 2009
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pocket shot

Noun
When someone puts their hand in your pocket and gives you a discreet hand job until completion.
"Dude, Julie gave me a pocket shot at the bar and now I have a huge protein stain on my duck heads."
by kmart0087 December 03, 2011
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One Shot

When a person is knocked out cold, with one punch. Typically "one shot" is delivered from a juicehead with a running start. One shot can result in an overnight in the county jail.
by Blakey D March 01, 2010
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Snot Shot

This is slag for the end of a porn scene where the man/woman climaxes and squirts their ejaculate onto their fellow participants.
"When it came to doing the snot shot I came so hard I nearly took out an eye"
by Jezz North October 29, 2006
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