I mean it seemed like it was fine until I made a comment about you not being Hym and then it was like THE NEXT DAY it's like "Oh no! Her visa! MyStErIoUs ViSa PrObLeMs! OoOoOoOo!" And then like 2 weeks later "Oh no! She's divorcing me!" You didn't! You didn't pretend to be me so you could go out and rape a bunch of women did you? I told you guys not to do that!
Not Hym *Insert ad hominem about my relationship status*
Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2023
by kuran xd October 05, 2020
This is when a adult have a romantic relationship with a minor or underage person or a kid. You can but you can’t do anything sexual with this minor until she’s the legal age of consent or their parents consent to the two of you marriage and you get married. So basically kissing and hugging and cuddling but be careful of cuddling that nothing sexual is about it. Including sensitive areas.
I had a forbidden love relationship with this five year old girl since she was 5 years old and had to wait 13 years later before we can get married and have sex. All we did was kiss and we still happy in love 40 years later. Faithful and don’t ever cheat on each other with many children who are all stars and the greatest kids ever.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 01, 2022
by bluewrite September 17, 2023
semi-egalitarian relationship
noun
A progressive relationship dynamic designed to balance equality with select traditions:
1- Money, chores, and decision-making are handled 50/50 between partners.
2 - The woman keeps her last name permanently.
3 - The man is expected to be and remain the primary earner, with his career prioritized for big moves.
4 - Any kids will take the father's last name.
A customized, modern relationship style that works for couples who want fairness with a few classic details.
noun
A progressive relationship dynamic designed to balance equality with select traditions:
1- Money, chores, and decision-making are handled 50/50 between partners.
2 - The woman keeps her last name permanently.
3 - The man is expected to be and remain the primary earner, with his career prioritized for big moves.
4 - Any kids will take the father's last name.
A customized, modern relationship style that works for couples who want fairness with a few classic details.
by mathisjason June 02, 2025
semi-egalitarian relationship
noun
A relationship model where equality is the norm in everyday life, but with a few pre-decided traditional standards:
1) Finances, household labor, and major decisions are split evenly.
2) The woman keeps her own last name.
3) The man holds the role of higher earner from day one and throughout the relationship.
4) Children born to the couple will carry the father’s last name.
Equal partnership with a personalized twist.
noun
A relationship model where equality is the norm in everyday life, but with a few pre-decided traditional standards:
1) Finances, household labor, and major decisions are split evenly.
2) The woman keeps her own last name.
3) The man holds the role of higher earner from day one and throughout the relationship.
4) Children born to the couple will carry the father’s last name.
Equal partnership with a personalized twist.
My husband recommends we do a semi-egalitarian relationship.
by arhaaammy June 02, 2025
semi-egalitarian relationship
noun
A modern relationship structure that blends equality with a couple of intentional, classic rules:
1 Finances, housework, and decision-making are shared 50/50.
2 The woman keeps her last name after marriage.
3 The man is expected to be the primary earner from the start and maintain that status throughout the relationship.
4 Any children take the father’s last name.
A progressive, balanced setup with a couple of mutually agreed traditional elements.
noun
A modern relationship structure that blends equality with a couple of intentional, classic rules:
1 Finances, housework, and decision-making are shared 50/50.
2 The woman keeps her last name after marriage.
3 The man is expected to be the primary earner from the start and maintain that status throughout the relationship.
4 Any children take the father’s last name.
A progressive, balanced setup with a couple of mutually agreed traditional elements.
by rulameda June 02, 2025