mum

gay

u mum gay

by S1L4z October 29, 2018

mum

I shagged ur mum

I shagged ur mum

by mc muffin 11 November 3, 2018

sorry mum

telling someone to do something or when they say something stupid

Alice : your cat stripped on your phone and broke it

me : yes because my petite cat is gonna smash the screen (sarcastically)
Alice : sorry mum

by danadoodle July 26, 2017

mum

a term which used when u are talking to a bitch

"u can suck your mum"

by notahacker123 August 24, 2017

Mum

1: a word americans can’t spell bc there dumb asf.

2: in plural (Mums) means that you swear on your mums life.

3: chavs use “ya mum” as an insult.

1: BOI, YOU BRITISH PEOPLE CANT SPELL MOM CORRECTLY. ITS MUM.

2
A: ite your not gonna tell anyone.
B: Mums.

3: ya mum so dumb she went to the dentist to connect to blutooth.

by XxTaxne February 24, 2019

Ar mum gay

When gay porn roast you dont know what to say

Gay porn: I did your dad
Me:ar mum gay

by Vice bio March 19, 2019

Mum

Your local cookie maker.

Son: i want a sandwich
MUM: would you like 500?
Son: no im good with 1
Mum: oh i already made the 500 hundred

by iPutTheBiInBitch December 16, 2018