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loaded traffic cone

A loaded traffic cone or LTC for short is a weapon in a combat game that is so overly situational that it becomes useless in situations that go even the slightest bit outside of it's intended use.
Bob: I just bought the 93B-Lake in Calling Honor

John: The 93B-Lake is such a loaded traffic cone
by pejafme December 26, 2020
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Combo Load

A combination of male and female love juices commonly left behind on a stainable after having sex on it.
Did you see how much combo load we dripped on the couch? We should use a towel next time.
by WVGrizMan69 September 10, 2016
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Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.
Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!
by FluffyPookins August 7, 2014
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Bust a load

Busting a load refers to ejaculating a lot at once.
Imma about to bust a load.
by Kar_7 August 6, 2024
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loaded

loaded = got your gun on you.
by svesumviebel March 22, 2023
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Abbey Load

(noun) Often performed with one person lying down horizontally (like a crosswalk line), while the other two flank each side. A Abbey Load is basically a synchronized double ejaculation onto a third person, typically while referencing The Beatles, especially the Abbey Road album cover.

For a perfect Abbey Load to occurs. Both participant have to reach their climax simulteanously when the third one signs the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me".

Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo
Example 1:

“Bro… Me and Carl pulled off an Abbey Load last night on Melany. She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”

Example 2:

"Yesterday, we were about to perform a Abbey Load on Suzane, but Samuel sang ‘Here cums the sun!’ instead so we fucked up"
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025
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Lock Loaded and Ready To Blow

''Lock, loaded and Ready to Blow'' is an way of saying ''i'm ready to do this shit!'', mostly used in EDM located-world. The term is also used in Steve Aoki's hit song of 2015 ''The Power of Now''
''what's the refrain of the song ''The power of now? - ''Lock Loaded and Ready To Blow''
by Rainbow Vic July 8, 2022
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