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Lauren fitz

a Lauren fitz sings like a rusty hamster wheel. they look like a potato that you stepped on and can't get out of the bottom of your shoe mixed with a little mushroom. they are so spastic and they run like a fat ass goat. if you ever come in contact with one RUN because they will most likely have herpes.
person 1: Whats that screeching sound?
Person 2: oh its just a Lauren Fitz
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
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Lauren

Well, she/he can be very good with his kids at school with his dad in a good night he said it is very very well worth it and I am not sure what to say to her and her husband she said that the school was a little too much for the price of a low volume volume is a bit too much for money.
Lauren is such a Lauren.
by #2 Shrek Daddy February 11, 2020
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Lauren

Massive chode energy. Absolute dumpster-fire of an individual. Will drive you crazy in the best way possible. She is beautiful, smart, and is a confirmed artsy fartsy, or farty and arty. As a female, she in fact, does not poop. Lauren has a heart of gold, which sounds kind of heavy but somehow works. The devil forced her into hell for stealing toys from children. In Hell, her punishment was play Wile. E. Coyote and reenact the falling anvil scene, for she possesses a fear for falling objects. Though Lauren resembles Shaggy, she was kicked out of the Mystery Gang for too much meddling.
All Laurens to have ever existed: "Jinkies"
by Not Chris P. Bacon November 23, 2021
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Lauren weaver

Big hunk of lard usually is charzarding herself at night. She also usually likes doing the alaskin pipe line when no ones home.
This girl lauren weaver is the queen of alaskin pipe lines
by Pooopppoiopo June 18, 2025
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laurens

Laurens is a really rich person.
Wow he has three cars he is really laurens.
by Mandem_clubpenguin June 1, 2017
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